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    i thought yall would get a kick out of this....facebook status of a kid i went to high school with who also lives up here in minneapolis:

    "I came out of getting coffee to see a red Prius t-boned my car. Dog in front seat. Lady comes out 2 min later and claims it happened while she was gone. Says someone got into her car and did it. then she says her dog may have done it. this is what I'm dealing with right now.Awesome."


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    Rofl, my dog did it!



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    Toyota - So unsafe, you can't even leave a puppy in them! !!!!!!


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    She left her dog in the car with the windows up!!!???

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    did you tell her the diesel version of your car gets better mpg's than her prius?


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    Hah, I wonder what actually happened. I find it hard to believe somebody would t-bone a car like that and then just leave their dog in the car and go shopping as if nothing happened.
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    Since she couldn't hear the car, she probably left it in D and exited the car.

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    I've heard of rogue dogs hijacking cars and taking off after crashing the car into a Volkswagon. Much like the chupacabre, though, there has never been physical evidence until now. Way to go Coop!
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    right, it's far more likely that the salvage title and alignment being off are completely unrelated and that you just didn't have $70 to get the car aligned.
    actually it is because the car has different rims on it fucktard
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    runaway dog meets runaway toyota.

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    Floored itself.
    I don't have anything cool.

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    Posted on Detroit forum, tipped to Jalopnik. That is awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z28 View Post
    Since she couldn't hear the car, she probably left it in D and exited the car.


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    That's actaully a very logical, but idiotic reason.

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    Yeah, that's what someone on MotownMuscle said too. Defintiely a very plausible explanation.

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    I tried turning my car off in D on occasion. I am on the phone and stop the car to talk and try turning off the car after a few minutes of talking and forget it's not in P....i could see it happening, but you can't pull the key in D on my car.

    So perhaps thats not possible on this car either, perhaps, it was in N.

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    Is there even a key for those? Wouldn't they be wireless fobs?

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    Should be a push start.
    I don't have anything cool.

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    It is on Jalopnik now

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    Awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Z28 View Post
    I tried turning my car off in D on occasion. I am on the phone and stop the car to talk and try turning off the car after a few minutes of talking and forget it's not in P....i could see it happening, but you can't pull the key in D on my car.

    So perhaps thats not possible on this car either, perhaps, it was in N.
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    I would be like I don't give a shit how it happened its still your fault

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